Poetry by ME!

Unlimited Excuses

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How many normal people can get a free fast pass at an amusement park?
The answer is Nobody
Also sneaking in snacks is fine because you are basically a monarch
All these perks because you don't have a working body

Yes, occasionally you will feel like poop
laying in your bed with diabetic ketoASSidocius
then moving to the bathroom to throw up in the toilet bowl loop
The amount of free excused absences you then receive is atrocious

So now you know these excuses are actually perks of the diabetic
If you only see the negatives you will live in a lot of strife
If you aren't optimistic about this disease you are pathetic
So have fun with it and live your best life

D.I.A.B.E.T.E.S

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D**k is what am when my blood sugar is out of wack
Insulin keeps my eyes uncrossed and off my back
Always having scars on my fingers makes me look cool
"Benjamin has diabetes" is a popular joke in school
Eating the whole kitchen coming up from low blood glucose
Testing my blood sugar to help calculate the insulin dose
Estimating my blood sugar when I am lazy
​​Silly because my blood sugar is high while also feelin' hazy

High Achoo

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My blood sugar is high
Ears are hot and I am sick
​I need insulin